![]() ![]() Why can't you two get on? Lister: You see, I try, sir. Todhunter: There are 169 people on this ship. Todhunter: Finished? Rimmer: However, I am not a vindictive man, so I don't intend to apply for the death penalty. Rimmer: Had there been a crisis situation, Lister, I would have had to perform my duties hopping, clearly putting the ship at risk, clearly therefore mutiny. Lister: But the vital duty was that he was going to snap my guitar in half! Rimmer: Whereupon you leapt from the top bunk onto the whole of my right foot. Lister: It was an accident! Rimmer: Lister, I put it to you, how is it possible to stand on one small toe by accident? You didn't stand on my toe at all, you stood on my entire foot, thereby obstructing a superior technician in pursuit of vital duty. Rimmer: Maliciously, and with intent to wound. Todhunter: Mutiny, Lister? Lister: I stood on his toe. Rimmer: Is that a cigarette you're smoking, Lister? Lister: No. radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept. Petersen told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too. Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted! Rimmer: That's a total lie. Rimmer: Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins. Rimmer: Lister? Lister: Hmm? Rimmer: Have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet? No? Shut up and push the trolley. Red Dwarf: Series I (1988) The End Lister: To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir, I've been around. ![]() 14.1 Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers (1989). ![]() Unless otherwise noted, these quotes are from show creators Rob Grant and/or Doug Naylor. Kristine Kochanski, a version of Lister's former girlfriend from a parallel universe played by Chloë Annett.Holly, the supercomputer onboard Red Dwarf played by Norman Lovett from Series I-II and VII onward and Hattie Hayridge from Series III-V.Kryten, a mechanoid originally from the Nova 5 whom Lister rebuilt played by David Ross in the Series II episode, Kryten, and by Robert Llewellyn beginning from the Series III episode Backwards onward.The Cat, the last known member of a race of humanoids evolved from Lister's cat played by Danny John-Jules.Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of Lister's former superior played by Chris Barrie.Dave Lister, the only human survivor, who was suspended in stasis for 3 million years played by Craig Charles.Red Dwarf (1989 – 1999, 2009 – ) is a BBC/ UKTV sci-fi/comedy television show set on a fictional mining spaceship, the titular Red Dwarf, three million years after a radiation leak killed most of the crew. ![]()
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